I haven't fully gathered all my Macworld experiences together just yet, but I thought some of you might appreciate this list of things learned by a woman who's marrying a Mac geek and came to Macworld Expo with him:

1. Geeks need wives. Preferably, wives that are solidly grounded in reality so they can wander off into geek world and still have a tether back to normal.
2. When you put more than two geeks in the same room together, they react like feedback loop: one goes geek, the other goes geekier, the third gets geekier still, until it’s just one major screeching blast of geekdom that sends anyone not tuned to their frequency scurrying for earplugs.

And I think The Lame Show may be broadcasting near that frequency.