Hey Apple! Fix the green button already!

Sometimes it zooms, sometimes it maximizes and sometimes it just does wacky stuff that no one can really explain. The green button in all OS X windows has been a nuisance since the public betas and it's (long past) time Apple fixed it.

This is my first lengthy article since becoming a "full-time" staff writer for The Apple Blog last month. It's overdue, but I think it was worth the wait. Since I'm posting a lot over there now, I am not linking to those posts in blog entries (except this and future large ones). You can see recent smaller posts I've made in the column on the right.