Simpsons-Related Dear Abby Column Pulled: "Somewhere in Springfield, state unknown, Bart Simpson is in detention, filling a chalkboard with the words 'I will not write a fake letter to Dear Abby.'"

How long will it take before an even funnier episode gets sent in as a letter?

Dear Abby,
My son doesn't think I pay enough attention to him, so he pretended to be an orphan and got a Big Brother appointed to watch him. To take revenge, I'm looking after a real orphan boy. If we accidentally meet while on an outing, how should I handle it?
Sincerely,
Unappreciated in Springfield