My work has been cited! On a random Googling of my name, I discovered that one of my college newspaper stories was listed in the bibiliography.

Item 31 "For a description of the academic controversy surrounding S/M, see, e.g., Eddie Hargreaves, Professors’ Grant to Study S/M Stirs Controversy, U. Wire, May 14, 1998 (describing controversy stirred when two Pacific University Professors received a $5000 grant to study sadomasochism)"